Why We Love P.J. O'Rourke, XI

"My own thoughts about the war:

- Was U.S. Radio reporter on roof of Nagasaki Hilton in 1945 saying,
"Civilian casualties are going to cause problems for U.S. winning the
hearts and minds of the Japanese people?"

- Geraldo Rivera expelled for sketching U.S. positions in sand on
live TV. Given Geraldo investigative journalism track record,
resulted in Iraqi artillery pounding Damascus."

-- Peace Kills, IX